GM Snatches Keys to Tiger’s Caddy


Now you know times are bad when someone snatches the keys to a black man’s caddy.  GM reads the news.  They know Tiger’s wife and children are gone and living it up in their new mansion and that he’s been broken down to damn near his last endorsement.  Now here they come runnin’ up in the man’s house and snatching the man’s keys back?  Doesn’t get much uglier than that!

According to USA Today’s report, in GM’s defense, they claim that Tiger knew his time was up on the cars and that they always had an understanding that he was borrowing the cars.   Altogether, he has the Escalade and an Enclave (their crossover vehicle).  But to show how bad GM’s financial troubles are they’re going to take the Escalade fix it and sell it.

Read here to catch up on Tiger’s caddy tragedy.